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Mar 14, 2006
My Boss, Smartiest Man Alive
My boss was making a joke, and he managed to drool on himself in the process. Mid-word, a big glob stretched down from his lower lip and he then stuck his hand under it to stop it from … i dont know, hitting the floor i guess.
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Mar 08, 2006
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Speaking to a vegetarian co-worker after watching her eat some peanuts, my boss asks,“I was just wondering how peanuts fit into your diet? They are a meat and you are a vegetarian.”
His reasoning?
“They are in the same group on the food pyramid! They are considered a meat.”
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Feb 28, 2006
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- Working with MS Excel
- Boss: How do you get the boxes to line up at the top?
- Me: You mean the text? Highlight, right click, and go to Format. Then just change the alignment.
- Boss: Center?
- Me: No, that would put it in the center. If you want it to align at the top, you should set it to Top.
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Feb 27, 2006
“ Is there one or two W’s in rowing? „
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Feb 21, 2006
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- Boss: When you are spelling "whether or not" is whether spelled the same?
- Me: The same as the weather <pointing outside>? No.
- I really want to see Pete and my boss in a spelling competition.
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Dec 09, 2005
“ We’ve never did this. „
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