digital pen, digital paper.

Articles of Confession

I recently gave-in to consumerism, and purchased this for my kitchen.

…and I feel like replacing the figure and using myself as a knife block for not being able to talk to the cute girl at Publix. In fact, I have difficulty functioning when I see her. One time, I forgot I had to actually pay for stuff when checking out. Then I handed her my credit card instead of swiping it in the machine in front of me. Then, when she handed it back after giving me a funny look, I had difficulty swiping it.

It took three tries.

Everyone has license to mock me.