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Jun 24, 2008
Archnemesis Needed
new york craigslist > manhattan > talent gigs
Archnemesis Needed (Union Square)
Reply to: gigs-730784791@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-06-24, 10:49AM EDT
Life is a little too easy and painless these days. I’m in the market for an archnemesis who will lurk in the shadows, waiting to foil my next move. Nothing too dramatic or physically painful… evil cameo appearances in my day to day life, mild pranks (spitballs, pantsing me, etc), and offering a general sense of ill-will towards me would suffice.
waxed mustache, costume, and/or witty banter capabilities are all a plus.
experience tying people to train tracks, proficiency in death rays, and ownership of underground lair are all great additions.
henchmen need not apply.
please send photo and compelling email about why you should become my archnemesis.
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
- Compensation: commiserate with experience
PostingID: 730784791
Text posted at 10:49
