digital pen, digital paper.

Mental Tennis, Session One: Service.

Me: I feel like I need therapy.

Me: Like a shrink? That shit is expensive. I’m not sure you can afford it. Also, you are too lazy to make it happen. Why not self-treat? No cost, easier time commitment, and you are just crazy enough to dialogue yourself into really believing there is another person, just as smart as you, helping to analyzing your life and giving you guidance and support with your many issues.

Me: You know, that is not a bad idea. I would never have to ask the question Do you know what I mean? after trying to explain the way I think and feel.

Me: Also, it would make for an interesting collection of Tumblr posts.

Me: I should have seen that coming. No, really. I am basically talking to myself here. I should have seen it coming.

Me: Whatever. It’s still a good idea. It will be therapeutic and you will get a chance to get some thoughts on paper. Digital paper.

Me: What was that, a plug? It wasn’t very good. It needed to say Digital pen, digital paper. Dot com.

Me: I see you feel the need to correct me. Is that something you do often? Do you often feel the need to correct those around you? Why do you suppose that is?

Me: Wait. Did we just start our first session?

Me: I think we just ended our introductory session. Perhaps we can save the Correction issue for next time.