September 2009
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Facts About Jon, Number 67
With the exception of only a select few friends, Jon avoids any social situation involving only one other individual. He prefers socializing in small groups to remove the fear of possible awkward silences during conversation.
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“If it smells like fish, get a dish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.”
– Regarding sushi. Ed, 65-year old loader driver.
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“Happy as a sissy on a troop train.”
– Ed, 65-year old loader driver.
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“Can’t make a silk purse from a sow’s ear.”
– Ed, 65-year old loader driver.
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“As hard as a minister’s dick.”
– Ed, 65-year old loader driver.
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“Do you want to be on top or bottom?”
– Josh to his brother Jake
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“Ever blow a dandelion?”
– Hack
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“I always feel like a little girl.”
– Jimmy