October 2008
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Articles of Confession
From: jon@digitalpendigitalpaper.com To: erik@swtitlellc.com, erik@wesoloskicarlson.com, erik@swgroupllc.com CC: edesir@wesoloskicarlson.com, <and_jon’s_lawyer@lawoffice.com> Date: Thu, Oct 30, 2008 at 11:51 AM Subject: FINAL REQUEST Deposit Return Dear Mr. Wesoloski, Over the past 120 days, I have been in contact with various agents or your company. The most recent...
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Heroes and Villians
Once upon a time, an average looking boy grew up in an typical household in the suburbs of an mid-sized city. He had a normal childhood, filled with moderately priced toys and the medium sized box of 24 crayola crayons. One mostly sunny day, while outside playing the common childhood game of hide and seek, he made to cross the street so as to take his usual hiding place. No cars were swerving...
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cubeecraft.com →
via pete3:
such a great collection
not sure which ones will end up on my desk
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digital pen, digital paper.
This is how it would be if fountain pens had bluetooth.
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“The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.”
– Fred Astaire (via rulesformyunbornson)
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digital pen, digital paper.
It’s like painting on an immaterial canvas.
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“Your tumblr is pleasantly surreal, absurd, and existential. It’s like...”
– Pittman
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“Your tumblr is pleasantly surreal, absurd, and existential. It’s like...”
– The DP
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The eyeballing game →
(via margeeka)
My Score:
Your inaccuracy by category: Parallelogram 2.0, 6.1, 6.7 Midpoint 2.8, 2.8, 1.4 Bisect angle 2.6, 0.9, 0.4 Triangle center 10.2, 3.7, 2.2 Circle center 1.0, 6.0, 3.0 Right angle 1.6, 1.0, 0.7 Convergence 1.4, 5.4, 2.0
Average error: 3.04 (lower is better)
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Articles of Confession
Wal-Mart: Always Low Prices. Always elderly folk working at the door.
During the Tennessee trip, it seemed important to make a Walmart run. Jimmy had a couple things he needed, including a printer cartridge and gallon of milk. Upon walking out, the shoplifter alarm goes off, spurring an elderly man to intercept us. We offer our bags for inspection and he demands Jimmy walk back through the...
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Articles of Confession
Hot Hot Heat played St. Petersburg at an old single screen theatre turned concert venue. It was pretty packed by the time we got our $9 plastic-cup beers, and the only open area with enough space for our group was on the balcony level. The balcony was set in tiers, and we had to share the furthest one back with some tables and other miscellaneous furniture stacked against the rear wall for...
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digital pen, digital paper.
Old fashioned meets new fangled.
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Articles of Confession
I am dreaming. I am walking into church amongst a crowd of faceless people. The ceilings are low and the room is small. A family friend has brought me, along with her three sons. They are friends from my childhood. We are now older, but we are children’s height. This is the way it has always been. I am dreaming. I am walking into church amongst a crowd of faceless people. In my...
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digital pen, digital paper.
Less tangible, but easier to distribute.
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“Like fruit falling from a tree branch, it is both and end and a new beginning.”
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People hate me.
Maybe it’s paranoia, but I think people at work hate me because my job seems easier than theirs. It’s only because I’m not doing manual labor! Oh, and probably because I screw around on my laptop instead of doing actual work.
I wonder if I get paid more than them too…?
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Facts About Jon, Number 28
Every time Jon drives over a bridge, in him, there is a small, dark desire to jerk the wheel, hit the barrier and flip the car on multiple axes over the side, before finally splashing down and slowly sinking.
It would play out like a high budget film, including stuntmen and disposable vehicles, but without explosions.