March 2006
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My Boss, Smartiest Man Alive
My boss was making a joke, and he managed to drool on himself in the process. Mid-word, a big glob stretched down from his lower lip and he then stuck his hand under it to stop it from … i dont know, hitting the floor i guess.
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My Boss, Smartiest Man Alive
Speaking to a vegetarian co-worker after watching her eat some peanuts, my boss asks,
“I was just wondering how peanuts fit into your diet? They are a meat and you are a vegetarian.”
His reasoning?
“They are in the same group on the food pyramid! They are considered a meat.”