February 2006
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My Boss, Smartiest Man Alive
Working with MS Excel
Boss: How do you get the boxes to line up at the top?
Me: You mean the text? Highlight, right click, and go to Format. Then just change the alignment.
Boss: Center?
Me: No, that would put it in the center. If you want it to align at the top, you should set it to Top.
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“Is there one or two W’s in rowing?”
– My Boss, Smartiest Man Alive
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My Boss, Smartiest Man Alive
Boss: When you are spelling "whether or not" is whether spelled the same?
Me: The same as the weather ? No.
I really want to see Pete and my boss in a spelling competition.
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My Boss, Smartiest Man Alive
Wanting to borrow a dollar from the secretary.
Boss: I won't say borrow because I won't give it back, but can I have a dollar?
Secretary: No, you can't have a dollar.
Boss: Even after all the lunches and breakfastses I bought for you?
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My Boss, Smartiest Man Alive
Boss: hey, how do you spell pedal?
Me: that depends
Boss: on what?
Me: pedal, petal, or peddle
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“I know because I physically asked him.”
– My Boss, Smartiest Man Alive
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“There was an email, but I haven’t saw a response.”
– My Boss, Smartiest Man Alive
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Facts About Jon, Number 12
Throughout elementary school, Jon was put in detention on a near weekly basis for a variety of poor behaviors. Socializing during class time and back-talk were the two most common. Think before you speak was a difficult lesson to learn.
Conversely, he now tends to overthink most things.
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My Boss, Smartiest Man Alive
The boss comes to me because he needs some files updated and printed.
Boss: They will be in the ‘Irrigation’ folder I made on the server last year.
Me: Hrm, I don’t see that. Unless you are referring to the ‘Irragitation’ directory created by you approximately one year ago?