January 2006
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“What’s the abbreviation for et cetera , is it e-c-t?”
– My Boss, Smartiest Man Alive
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My Boss, Smartiest Man Alive
I work for a company that sells laparoscopic surgery equipment, including a medical video camera used to view inside peoples stomachs and such.
Today we got in our new, higher resolution, digital camera and were playing around and testing it a bit. My boss puts it in his mouth, sort of childish, but considering he wasn’t about to jab it into his stomach, makes sense. Then he puts it up to...
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Facts About Jon, Number 9
Jon is not fond of wearing shoes, but hates dirty feet even more.
When he was a child, Jon would run and play without shoes. The soles of his feet became so tough, he once stepped on a tack, stopped to pull it out, then continued to run and play.
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Articles of Confession
From: <Me> Date: Mon, Jan 9, 2006 at 4:26 PM Subject: RE: Monday misery To: <GChat>
So far my day has been pretty good (and I apologize in advance, for this story will end with no climax and is filled with parentheticals).
About a month ago, my CEO decided to volunteer some of the people in my office for crew (rowing) practices twice a week for the purpose of team building. They are...
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“Ok, how do you spell environment?”
– My Boss, Smartiest Man Alive
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My Boss, Smartiest Man Alive
Boss: How do you spell committing?
Me: Language of origin? Can you use it in a sentence? Committing. C-O-M-M-I-T-T-I-N-G. Committing.