July 2010
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“I can’t remember the first time I came across Max because, like any good...”
– Susannah Breslin
Jul 28th
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Jul 18th
February 2010
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Home Movies That Take Your Breath Away
An old friend, one I have not seen nor spoken with in 17 years, just sent me an email. I am not one who enjoys small talk or catching up with people’s lives through direct questioning (So, what have you been up to?), so I was pleased to find he was only indulging me in a bit of nostalgia. Quite simply, and as informally as if we had just spoken some days before, he asked, “remember...
Feb 22nd
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January 2010
2 posts
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“Colder than a well digger’s ass.”
– Ed, 65-year old loader driver.
Jan 26th
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“It’s like expecting a duck to bark.”
– DP
Jan 26th
December 2009
2 posts
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Listen“When the weight of the world has got you...
Dec 28th
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“Don’t forget to look for Jesus!”
– Jenn
Dec 12th
November 2009
14 posts
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Untethered.
I went with a few friends to Sea World this past Friday. Several of us went there roughly six months ago, and the tickets we purchased at the time were upgraded to Seasonal, good through the end of the year, for only an additional four dollars. This trip last Friday cost us nothing to get in, but for fourteen dollars, we purchased Sea World’s version of the “fast pass” which...
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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“How big is it? Got a pic?”
– Dan
Nov 22nd
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“Just tight enough to get it off.”
– Chelsea
Nov 21st
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“You’re already pulling it out.”
– Marcela
Nov 19th
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“Balls on the face are amazing.”
– Marcela
Nov 19th
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Ed, 65-year old loader driver, regarding Amura...
Ed: It was like a meat locker in there.
Me: It was cold?
Ed: No, the women!
Nov 17th
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“Balls on the face are amazing!”
– Marcela
Nov 16th
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“I don’t know what to do. There’s too much taco.”
– Lawson
Nov 14th
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“That’s a lot of beef.”
– Lawson
Nov 14th
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“How long has it been since you touched it?”
– Me
Nov 13th
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“Do not put that thing in my mouth again. It was disgusting!”
– Overheard at Disney
Nov 13th
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“Who’s playing with your cornhole?”
– Erin
Nov 12th
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Listenvia copycats: Gangster Story by Calibro 35...
Nov 12th
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October 2009
7 posts
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“I’m happy you’re almost here. Emmi’s purr box will explode for...”
– Lauren
Oct 31st
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“I’ll finger. You strum.”
– Eric
Oct 31st
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“You’re what the cat’s covered up.”
– Ed, 65-year old loader driver.
Oct 21st
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“Fuckin’-A twinkie.”
– Ed, 65-year old loader driver.
Oct 21st
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“Poor girl. She was 8 before she was 7. [She was ate before she was seven.]”
– Regarding Britney Spears. Ed, 65-year old loader driver.
Oct 21st
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“I haven’t had this much fun since Ma got her tit stuck in the ringer.”
– Ed, 65-year old loader driver.
Oct 21st
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“I didn’t squeeze it.”
– Eric
Oct 4th
September 2009
8 posts
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Facts About Jon, Number 67
With the exception of only a select few friends, Jon avoids any social situation involving only one other individual. He prefers socializing in small groups to remove the fear of possible awkward silences during conversation.
Sep 24th
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“If it smells like fish, get a dish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.”
– Regarding sushi. Ed, 65-year old loader driver.
Sep 18th
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“Happy as a sissy on a troop train.”
– Ed, 65-year old loader driver.
Sep 18th
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“Can’t make a silk purse from a sow’s ear.”
– Ed, 65-year old loader driver.
Sep 18th
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“As hard as a minister’s dick.”
– Ed, 65-year old loader driver.
Sep 18th
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“Do you want to be on top or bottom?”
– Josh to his brother Jake
Sep 7th
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“Ever blow a dandelion?”
– Hack
Sep 3rd
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“I always feel like a little girl.”
– Jimmy
Sep 2nd
August 2009
8 posts
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Pick of the Litter
Upon entering the room containing the litter of similar looking black fuzzy things, he’s the one that distinguished himself by excitedly jumping sideways into a wall and falling on his back. I pointed, and said something like, “Give me the flailing retard.” -atomatic
Aug 24th
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digital pen, digital paper.
More words per minute, less eraser dust.
Aug 21st
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ListenEverybody Here Is A Cloud by Cloud Cult
Aug 18th
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“I’m trying to hit him in the sweet spot.”
– Tyler
Aug 16th
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“This is horrible with the left hand. It’s like a stranger.”
– Eric
Aug 16th
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“Let me know when I can get in and take a look at that crack of yours.”
– Me
Aug 13th
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“Get down on this, my friend.”
– Eric
Aug 13th
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Aug 3rd
July 2009
5 posts
2 tags
Jul 14th
69 notes
1 tag
Jul 12th
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“Pump her while she’s sleeping.”
– Alex
Jul 11th
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“I barely swallowed it.”
– Jimmy
Jul 4th
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Jul 3rd
June 2009
14 posts
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Jun 30th
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